ATTENTION PET BUSINESS OWNERS WHO WANT TO ACHIEVE BETTER AD ROI AND LOWER CAC
Finally! The Retention-Boost Way To Increase Customer LTV And Reduce Churn In 30 Days Guaranteed!
Even Without A Big Ad Budget Or A Huge Marketing Team
Dear Business Owner,
I get it, building a business is hard.
You’re probably wondering how your business will stand out and compete in a red ocean.
And now that AI is the talk of the internet, you feel like your mind is being pulled in multiple directions…
Only leaving you more confused.
Should you create AI images?
Perhaps AI videos because you heard they “saved you money on content creation”
Or maybe you should post more content on Instatok and Tikagram?
Consider dropping $5K to upgrade your website?
Hire influencers and UGC creators?
*somebody give me papercuts between my fingers*
Here’s the deal…
A lot of business owners run around chasing the next tool, AI software, or advice from their friends (who have no business acumen by the way…)
Hoping to get an edge over their competition.
So instead, what many do is a little bit of this and a little bit of that…
And delegating everything to their employees…
Asking them to do things that are beyond their abilities.
What ends up happening is that everyone finds themselves in chaos.
In other words, hell.
It’s hot and muggy there.
But you’re reading this right now because you know there’s a better way.
A better way to lower your CAC…
Improve your ROI…
And get better results from your ads.
Here’s exactly how…
Avoid all the confusion and chaos
Getting more customers/patients can be much easier than you think. Many people simply don’t know the correct steps to take, which makes them take far longer than they need to. As your content & copywriter who’s written more than 100 articles and email campaigns, I’ll help you avoid all the chaos and confusion.
You won’t just save time either. When we work together, you also lower your ad spend and increase profits through longer retention rates than you would ever be able to achieve on your own.
Stop Hiring Generic Writers And
Grow 10X Faster & Smarter
No more guessing or hoping and trying to figure it out all on your own
There’s a surge of new writers online claiming to be the best.
However what they are doing is giving ol’ ChatGPT a couple of inputs and taking what it barfs out as “quality” writing.
Then handing it over to business owners on a silver platter and invoicing them for $1,000
*barf*
Look, if any writer says they don’t use AI to help them, they’re full of 💩
I’m not saying AI is sinister, but what I am saying is that business owners like yourself do not need to rely on machine-garbage.
People can tell.
Your customers can tell.
And when you try and pass off entirely written AI content, you come off as inauthentic…
Which results in distrust in you, your brand, and your products.
A 2025 Study By Cornell Reveals 70% – 76% Of People Are Skeptical About AI Content
There’s a surge of new writers online claiming to be the best.
However what they are doing is giving ol’ ChatGPT a couple of inputs and taking what it barfs out as “quality” writing.
*barf*
Look, if any writer says they don’t use AI to help them, they’re full of 💩
I’m not saying AI is sinister, but what I am saying is that business owners like yourself do not need to rely on machine-garbage.
People can tell.
Your customers can tell.
And when you try and pass off entirely written AI content, you come off as inauthentic…
Which results in distrust in you, your brand, and your products.
It doesn’t matter if your in-house team is using AI or the outsourced marketing agency, people have gotten smarter in recognizing AI content, including videos.
And if there’s no authenticity behind it, your up the creek without you know what…
But that’s good new for you!
Here’s why…
According to the New York Times, there is an increasing demand among consumers who want more storytelling in a brand’s content to off-set the AI garbage that’s out there.
People want to feel an authentic connection to a brand or product, not just a surface level wam-bam-thank-you-ma’am type of transaction.
So the businesses that can seamlessly blend in storytelling into their content will capture more attention, retain customers longer, and ultimately win over their competiton.
Now, you’re probably saying, “That’s great and all, but how does this relate to lowering ad spend and increasing sales?”
Great question!
You see, with strong written content you’ll be able to lower your ad spend.
How?
Because you’ll get more clicks, conversions, and sales.
Here’s how it works…
Let’s say Sally sees a generic ad for cat food.
Nothing special, maybe a 10% discount on her first purchase.
Once she buys the company sends her the products and occassionally emails her about promos, new products, and discounts, even if they don’t relate to her i.e. dog food, snake food, etc.
Sound familiar?
Here’s A Brief Outline Of What We’ll Cover In Your FREE 30-Minute Consultation…
This is not your typical cleverly disguised *coughsalespitchcough*
- WARNING: Are You Running The Same Ads As Your Competitors?
If your ads look and sound like your competitors, or worse – like an ad, then you’re not standing out in a sea of noise! I’ll show you why this is a HUGE mistake and how it leaves you open to higher ROI, higher CAC, and a loss in sales - The Proven Content Strategies I’ve Used To Get Brands Like Purina Top Results
I’ll reveal the bulletproof strategies I’ve used to get attention, tell a compelling story, and move people to purchase products - The Devastating Mistakes Made By Virtually All Pet Industry Businesses
Nearly every person looking to get the attention of pet owners makes these common yet fatal mistakes – find out what they are so you can avoid them! - 3 Simple Tips To Lower Ad Spend, Increase Repeat Buyers, And Sell More Without Another Dime On Ads
These strategies can help you make more money faster than you ever thought possible - The Old Myths & Downright Lies Told By The Marketing Industry
Many people still believe these old wives’ tales and dirty lies told by the marketing industry – find out what they are so you can protect yourself
Your Insiders Tip
This is what 99% of brands and business owners do.
However because you’re here reading this right now, you want to know how you can stand out, right?
Well, one of the easiest ways to outsmart your competitors is to first create an ad that doesn’t look like an ad.
Sounds contradictory, right?
Stick with me…
You see, on all of these social platforms are businesses running ads.
They look like ads.
They sound like ads.
And they even smell like ads.
Guess what happens?
People scroll right past them.
Yup.
Unless they are actively looking for a solution to a problem, people just keep scrolling until they find something that grabs their attention.
However, when you create an ad that looks native to the platform, in other words an ad that looks like user generated content…
With a scroll stopping hooks in the form of text, visual, and audio…
That is where you stop people and grab them by the eyeballs.
And you can only do that through effective and compelling copy, regardless of whether it’s a video or text ad.
The more clicks signal to the algorithm that your content is producing results.
And that in turn lowers your ad costs.
The more clicks, conversions, and sales your ad generates, the more the platform rewards you with lower costs and wider reach.
That’s why having attention-grabbing copy is essential to maximizing every dollar you invest in paid ads.
Because the reality is people are numb to ads.
They tune them out without even thinking about it.
The only way people pay attention to them is either…
They are forced to watch them (i.e. can’t skip the ad) or,
It grabs their attention by making them say, “What the hell?!”
You want to go for the second if you ever want a chance to overcome all the skepticism and resistance to ads.
Ready To Get Started?
Here’s Another Taste Of What You Can Expect When You Book Your FREE Consultation…
The Cold Hard TRUTH About The Marketing Industry
Most marketing agencies are blaming AI, the algorithms, and people’s lack of attention in today’s world. I’ll show you how to break through all of the noise.
3 Little Tips to Help You Get More & Repeat Customers
I’ve used these tips and tricks to accelerate the results for my clients so they get more attention and increase conversions much faster – YOU can do the same!
Why Copying Competitor Isn’t Always The Best Choice For You
Copying your competition is always the best, right? Wrong! I’ll show you why there’s a lot more to it than first meets the eye and what to do instead
The Vital Key To Attracting Buyers As Fast As Possible
This all-important piece of the puzzle is crucial to increasing retention, and without it you are doomed to failure – make sure you have this at all costs!
What Never To Do When Creating Written Or Video Content
Please, never EVER do this when creating content (unless you want to stay behind your competitors for YEARS longer than you need to)
My Rock-Solid 100% Money-Back Guarantee
When we work together, you can invest with confidence because you’ll always be covered by my money back guarantee. In the extremely unlikely event I can’t help you get 20% more conversions, I’ll write and rewrite the content until I do – no questions asked.
Claim Your FREE No-Obligation 30-Minute Consultation (Valued at $500)
During this no-obligation call, we’ll discuss your specific situation and how I can help you create better conversion content in the shortest time possible. Here’s what you’ll discover in your FREE consultation…
- How to improve your ad ROI and LTV
- The exact process I used to take my clients from creating dull and boring content to an attention grabbing and sales-inducing machine
- The biggest problem people come to me with, which keeps them stuck in the content hamster wheel looking and soundling like all of their competitors – no matter what else they do!
This is ONLY for people who are serious about increasing their conversions, sales, and retention in the shortest time possible. Appointments are strictly limited. Hit the button below now to avoid disappointment and secure your consultation.